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My Real Name (Yes, I actually have one...): David R. Newell
I could tell you what the "R" stands for, but then the CIA would hate me. I will tell you, however, it does not mean "Rumplestiltskin".

Where I live: Spokane, Washington

Hobbies: AD+D (Duh...), Building Computers, Classic Cars, RPG Video Games, HTML, Aviation, Theoretical Physics, Music of all Sorts, Clowning

Other than the stuff listed above, I'll tell this much. I am 24 years old, and have no life outside of the internet. Just kidding. I enjoy DMing as much as playing AD+D, and have done both for about twelve years. I'll not elaborate upon specific campaigns here, as my players have internet access, just like you. Pretty cool how I knew that, huh? Oh, never mind.

I work for Best Buy; I am part of the merchandising team at the store in north Spokane; perhaps my job description would make more sense if I just said "Warehouse Troll".

Other than work and AD&D, I spend many hours keeping a home network and various computers running. I must say that the only problem with home-built computers is that there is no tech-support when they break down.

As for aviation, all I can say is it is a passing interest. I do not have a pilot's license, nor do I own any aircraft larger than 1:48 scale. Ah well, life goes on. Owning a vintage warbird is, however, a long-term goal of mine.

Theoretical Physics. Wow, what a topic. While I am no expert in this field I do enjoy figuring out the physical possibilities (and impossibilities) behind both everyday life, and various sci-fi movies and TV shows.

Music....well, music is much of my life. I enjoy it more than most anything else, even DMing at times. I play in my Church's Orchestra (Faith Bible Church) on a weekly basis and I am an avid collector of CDs & MP3s; my collection contains a little bit of everything from Aaron Neville to ZZ Top. I have said it before and will say it again...It must have a melody line to be music. Rap is not music; it is poetry.

Lastly and most important to myself is clowning. I have several clowns that I portray on a regular basis. I am a member of Clowns for Christ, and we do Church services and camps throughout the Eastern Washington/North Idaho area.