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It has been said that the single most important ingredient of any RPG session is caffeine, and a lot of it. Unfortunately this can have some odd side effects, such as the desire to create magic items with some really bizarre effects, and in a few cases no effect at all. Take a deep breath, exhale slowly, and then read on if you dare.
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| Potion of Ketchup Potion |
Like the Bzzzht Stick +5 (see below) this is a handy item when faced with almost certain death. To use it, simply open the bottle, apply to exposed skin and clothing, lie down, and hold very still. While I can't say that most enemies will think the user is dead, I do know that this trick works against Frost Giants and Stone Golems. |
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| Bzzzht Stick +5 Wand |
In most cases a wand with no charges remaining will serve in this role nicely. When faced with overwhelming numbers of Kobolds or other skittish creatures, the user simply points the Bzzzht Stick +5 at the enemy and says "BZZZHT" sometimes the enemy group will believe the PCs wield some incredible powerful magic, and flee in mortal terror. |
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| Delvin's Panties Clothing |
This magical item is very useful when faced with hopeless odds, or certain death. Any "hero" who puts these on in battle is allowed to run away screaming like a little girl without fear of ridicule from fellow party members. When used by a Dwarf however, this last effect is reversed; the ridicule and mocking from the wearer's friends will never end. |
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| Acid Proof Boxers & Backpack Clothing |
These items are useless if used independently, but together form a handy set. While they do not confer any resistance to acid upon the user, they are immune to the effects of acid themselves. Any skin beneath them, and any items inside the backpack are safe from the effects of the acid. |
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